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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Eclipse Royal Constellation

the discord owner of the server name Royal Constellation
You : have you heard of Eclipse Royal Constellation?

Me : who is that?
You : They're the owner of the discord server name Royal Constellation!
by BellaLarama August 3, 2023
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ethernet royale

when the airwaves situation allows for an amazingly flawless wifi connection
I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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Royal Rumpins

Mickey: Hey John have you heard of your ex-friend Jacob wanting to give you a Royal Rumpins?
John: ...Wtf? NO...WAY!!!
by yomommasthingei August 7, 2019
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Royal fein

The royal fein is essentially the guy who says he quits choof but using his invisibility ability, he sneaks up on you and takes it from your hand!
Norbit - hey man, don’t you just love lush fruits in the king?

Ryan kite - yeh!! - wait where did it go!

Norbit - oh shit!, the royal fein has it in his hand! He must of snuck up on me using his special invisibility ability!

Pistol pat - classic royal fein! Always saying his quit but can’t seem to stop choofing!
by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022
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Josh plays Clan Royale

A guy who plays with gay decks and ducks his opponents in Clash Royale
Josh you gay homosexual stop playing Clash royal Josh plays Clan Royale
by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023
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Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing
you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm
by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022
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