Pete Quaife

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.

"Hey! Do you know people that formed the kinks?"
"Yes, I do! Pete Quaife and Ray Davies!"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018

neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

by beandok January 22, 2019

ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.

*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”

by assqueef757 October 10, 2019

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

queef bear

One who can best be described as a big fat pussy.

Girl: Damn!! Who the hell-- do you know that guy??
You: Oh its just queef bear.
Girl: Queef bear?
You: Yea its his nickname. Its cuz he is big, fat, and a pussy.
Girl: Ahhh thats so clever!! I wanna blow you!!

by Sin2199 May 8, 2010

Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas

After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich

by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009