poon

When your boyfriend is being an asshole.

You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"

by Caitlin Nicole October 1, 2006

poon

to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)

did you get any poon last night?

by KatieLouise March 21, 2009

Poon

similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex

why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol

by STARKERS June 9, 2010

poonani

1. a rare english species of catfish that is know to swim the english channel.

2. an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.

3. a type of hot mustard sauce used mainly in the cambodian dish of poonanii.

1. OMG, look at that "POONANI" swim! bitch of a swimmer that "POONANI"!

2. OMG, look at that "POONANI" sail!
bitch of a sailboat that "POONANI"!

3. "Waiter! could i get the poonanii with only a dash of poonani?"

by NSB September 1, 2005

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002

poonami

The splash of water that hits your ass when you experience a large and sudden pooping event.

I took a long time in the bathroom, because I was cleaning up from the poonami I suffered.

by Random UD Reader April 22, 2006

poonany

put dee beef in dee taco

intercourse

by Sammy D November 1, 2003