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My gf told me to post this for some reason

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it
by Thick February 8, 2018
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whipping post

A phrase used to describe where an irritating boyfriend will go if he misbehaves.
Izzi: You're going on the whipping post tonight!
Ian: But what did I do?!
by dinowhore April 15, 2015
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post slut

Much like post whore, only that it sounds like a person who prostitutes on message boards, rather than one who floods and rapes threads.
The post slut's signature had her phone number in it.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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Armpit post nibbling

When the female partner is giving the male oral by nibbling on the end of his penis while he places his penis in the space between her armpit and torso while he thrusts through the gap to give the mouth more room to nibble.
NB: This only works for a penis over 8" in length.
While I fucked Allie's armpit her nibbling on cock in the Armpit post nibbling position made me blow sweet load.
by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008
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Posey

Posey is the coolest person ever. She is far better than any Posie, Posy or Posiey. She is really good at feeding angsty teenage cows and shoveling shit. She is always smiling and happy to see her friends. She is really pretty and has a cool earring collection. Posey's are rare but very special :)
Wow, Posey is so cool, I wish I were friends with her.
by Official EEBC February 7, 2019
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Popsty

A man who constantly has sex with virgins, also enjoys to have anal sex with chicks that are literally full of shit.
Can also be used as an orgasmic scream.
"That guy looks hot"
"no, hes a real popsty"
by Mici Wici October 30, 2003
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post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!
by lotto winner July 6, 2006
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