by Deafiniton September 26, 2023
Get the Whistle Porkmug. by J Dahmer November 21, 2022
Get the Pork Steermug. by EMD F59PHI June 20, 2024
Get the Fat porkmug. The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
by Flakybun February 7, 2025
Get the Pork Rollingmug. by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023
Get the Pork Torchmug. by Burgah slayer March 24, 2024
Get the Pussy Porkmug. 