One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
by JimboWales May 13, 2015
Get the jail pocketmug. The kind of girl men usually are in a relationship with/marry, who are plainer boring non-talkative subdued women because its the next best thing to having nothing at all, its like having a pet that you can f*ck. They're usually brunette and short and somewhat pretty but never beautiful.
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
(go to maxim.com you'll find a lot or your local club)
2 hot single girls walk into a grocery store and see a pocket vag in the wonder bread isle with her boyfriend.
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
girl 1: it's not fair we're hot and still single!
girl 2: it's because we're not pocket vags
by maribbaby October 9, 2009
Get the pocket vagmug. pocket pool is a pastime a lot of cadets engage in -- playing with their cock & balls through a pant-pocket.
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
Get the pocket poolmug. when lucy walked in the room, i had a pocket rocket. she couldn't stop staring at it bulging out of my shorts. that lucy is a horny little devil.
by timingway September 24, 2014
Get the pocket rocketmug. "God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.
Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"
Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
by Jamie C. Bailey January 9, 2009
Get the God's Pocketmug. Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
by ianself March 20, 2009
Get the Jewish Pocketmug. Noun
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.
When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.
"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."
by kmart0087 December 2, 2011
Get the pocket shotmug.