Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Sun Kissed Pineapple

An incestual pineapple

my brother is a Sun Kissed Pineapple

by FlamingDuck April 19, 2021

i.h8.pineapples

@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha

- I hate @i.h8.pineapples
- r.i.p bozo cuz you are already dead🤣👍🏻

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021

got a pineapple

when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.

fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.

by Old Diamond February 14, 2022

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

Pansexual

A label hipsters use because bisexual is too mainstream.

NotCoolEnough: I'm Bisexual what about you?
Hipster: Eww, why would you be restricted by 2 specific genders?
NotCoolEnough: Actually Bisexual can also mean being attracted to parts of each gender or even traits.
Hipster: I know I just use Pansexual because Bisexual is too mainstream and I want to imply that I don't care what their gender is.
NotCoolEnough: Well you're using the word wrong, try the word idiot.

by Anikah October 15, 2015