perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is someone who you know will love you and support you no matter the circumstances. He will always do his best to make sure you’re happy and healthy. He’ll most likely check up on you every 2-3 hrs, its his nature. He will frequently surprise you with picnic dates, movie nights, beach dates, etc. He will never take his eyes off of you and he will always appreciate you.

deya - i have the perfect boyfriend....
bang chan - and i have the perfect girlfriend

deya and chan are now engaged.

by deyaniela June 3, 2021

Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.

Can I get a pumpkin loaf? No. Ok perfect.

by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022

beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

Dude Perfect

A YouTube channel that consist of corny white men doing awesome trick shots.

Josh: Hey do you watch dude perfect ?
Drake: Yeah they do some pretty cool trick shots but they try to be funny and it turns out cheesy and corny

by HeavySet420 August 29, 2016

perfect wave

ultimate/divine anything
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!

sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate

by michael foolsley December 1, 2009