Pennying

To place a single or multiple copper coin in various absurd locations that one would not expect a penny to be in.

Placing pennys along the top of signs or glueing them to others property. This originated mostly because I had a lot of these somewhat "useless" coin and a lot of boredom to waste them on.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally just put pennys all over Becky's house.

Guy 2: You hoolagan, and your pennying.

by Sinomacoma December 20, 2012

kick the cow and steal a penny

where you cum in someones eye and kick them in the face for crying about it

everybody in this room after having sex should kick the cow and steal a penny

by t bear September 28, 2005

wrinkled penny

Someone from the town of Hollis, New Hampshire.

Did you see that wrinkled penny, he lives on Powers..... his wife is such a tonkle

by NH balls October 6, 2012

pennycockle

A very poor cockle. It was created during the 1950s as a satire on pennyloafers--people who were very lazy but only had pennies to their name. However, due to the rise of inflation and a penny being completely worthless now, a pennycockle is a much worse insult.

Look how poor that person is! They must not have a penny to their name! They must be a pennycockle!

by Marylou January 12, 2009

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

Penny

Shortened version of the word penetrate. It is used when referring to entering or opening something. Can be used in a sexual nature.

I'm about to penny (open) a new bottle of wine.
My bus will penny (arrive)the bus stop in five minutes.
Can you penny (go into) the store on your way home from work for some bread?
He was a good penny.

Another use:
I have reached Penn Station (meaning sexual penetration occured).
I'm headed all the way to Pennsylvania tonight.

by B-ball and A-bomb January 11, 2009

panty waste

1. A guy who states he could perform fellatio better than
most women.
2. A guy who seems to know more about dildo's and anal sex
then women.

That panty waste Jfred said he could suck dick better than
most women.

by Lou magnum December 28, 2007