Pee Turbulence

The sound of your piss hitting the toilet and its so loud that you cant hear the person talking to you.

Dude I can't hear you, the "Pee Turbulence" is loud.

by Anubisx77 August 26, 2012

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011

Pee beads

When a diaper is ripped and the fluffy contents fall out in beads that stick to every possible surface.

Oh crap I got pee beads everrwhere

by scoggles1988 June 25, 2014

Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

PEE PEE LOAD

A large load of urine, like one found in a baby's diaper.

Joe had to change Madison's diaper and she had a very large PEE PEE LOAD

by Mikey031693 April 5, 2016

pee dime

The dime you find between two stalls in a bathroom that you want to get but cant because its covered in pee

Jon: bro do you have a dime I could borrow
Jack: no there was one in the stalls but it was a pee dime

by paytonlovestumblr July 16, 2016

Pee Pee Treat

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.

Person 1: Hey, I gave Beth a Pee Pee Treat and she actually ate it.

Person 2: She must not know what's in those things.

by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016