pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

PEE-ABLE

A beautiful person is PEE-ABLE!

"She is hot.....I agree, she is PEE-ABLE!"

by Bulldog951 August 17, 2011

Urine Pee On

A damn colonizer. Aka European.

He’s a urine pee on explorer.

by mysuperfakename October 9, 2020

pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 5, 2013

Peeing in the sink

verb:

To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.

Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.

Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."

by Thicc Daddy LOAF March 10, 2021

Pee in that butt

When you have no knowledge of sexual conduct, but you need to find out.

"Aye little mama, lemme pee in that butt."

by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016