pee pee in the poo poo

when you put the pee pee in the poo poo

dad uncle put his pee pee in the poo poo

by My.Dixie.Rekt September 9, 2019

poo head

when someone is being a bitch or is being evil or mean. Sometimes a term of endearment, alot of times something I say too avoid swearing.

"Your such a poo head!" *storms off*
"he was like, being a total poo head"
"OMG you freakin poo head" *laughs and hugs*
*glares at mother* "You are such a!....poo head"

by The Contessa Of The Suburbs August 29, 2005

Birthday poo

A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.

Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!

by Zapp83 April 16, 2009

poo fairy

this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.

- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...

by alasondro April 19, 2010

poo bubble

a wet fart gone bad or another name for a Rhino

I thought I had to fart but I actually have a poo bubble in my slacks

by Pootsa August 21, 2007

smooth poo

A poop in which wiping will result in nothing on the toilet paper

Mike: I just took a poo, and after i wiped there was nothing on the TP
Jeff: nice man, that's what i like to call a smooth poo

by Pop Pop January 13, 2008

Poo Pixies

Flies. See Fecal Fairies; Log Lepricauns & Excrement Elves. All lingering about or on fecal matter.

The country farm cloud tured out to be a swarm of Poo Pixies.

by Dan Brew August 15, 2006