poo eye

The hole in your arse between your cheeks. Also known as an arsehole

Jane loved it when I shagged her poo eye.

by Sick Matto June 22, 2005

Poo roll

Get a someone to shit on your chest, then take the scat and pack it around your penis. After it is packed tightly cum, and let the person eat the shit and semen mixture off your wang

Philip ate Jackson's poo roll and then finger fucked his butt until he crapped blood.

by Mr. Mann April 7, 2007

poo pirate

A male who willingly engages in anal sex with another male.

I do declare that Mr Stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. I swear the man's a poo pirate!

by Kopf Slap November 11, 2009

Poo-girl

the girl that fell down yellow campsites toilets at Leeds Festival 2009.

Trying to reach her handbag poogirl, slipped, fell and had to be rescued by firemen.

She was mentioned on skynews and on facebook, the online hunt for "poo-girl" will continue evermore.

I kissed Poo-girl and i liked it!

to the tune of katy perry :)

Lily Allen - 22

It's sad but's it's true, she fell in the loo whilst camping in yellow
She's covered in shit and she still reeks of it
Until the big firemen come along and drag her out of the cesspit
She'll forever be known as poo girllllll

by nottherealpoogirl September 1, 2009

Poo Pusher

poofter,gay, homo sexual

Elton John

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

poo bomb

(noun) definition attributed to lowbrow
A diaper so full it is overflowing.

I swear the baby shit out 70% of her body weight....she made a real poo bomb

by joe plummer May 2, 2006

poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

by barakus May 1, 2006