Grass

The green thing on the floor. Something that George’s have none of.

George has no grass and is wasting his life.

by The window guy February 18, 2022

Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.

*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.

by Sleepy_Joe69 May 25, 2021

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021

Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022