Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019

couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024