Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.

rip bozo he just got floor zoned

by Tadeo C February 11, 2022

A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante

She is such a Floor

by AnHorse June 11, 2017

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

floor whore

A group of friends who sit on the bathroom floor at school.

She’s a floor whore at school.

by afhsfloorwhore May 18, 2022

floor loot

Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys

Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking

“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”

by Shmelvin February 16, 2024

floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007