October 24

October 24 is national ride your boyfriends dick day.

“I can’t wait until october 24!”

“Why’s that?”

“Cause it’s national ride your boyfriends dick day!”

by Google Pixe1 October 21, 2020

October 24

Make a group chat of random people day!

Person 1:hey today is October 24th!
Person 2:omg we need to make a groupchat!

Person 1:omg yeah with random people!!

by Spook tober October 22, 2019

October 29

“You get to fight someone” day. Go whack shit crazy on some mofos

october 29 is when u use legal items and beat the shit out of someone!!!

by Johnny bonbon October 28, 2019

October 25

National “I love You” day

On October 25 you can Say I love you to anyone you like and you can use this as an Excuse

by SkSkSk~And I Oop October 18, 2019

October 11th

National shit your pants day! spread the word by shitting yourself on october 11th!

“ hey, it’s october 11th”

“ oh, cool! i just shit myself “

by daydreamerx October 27, 2020

october 20

National have sex day (you get to have sex til ur penis can't take no more)

yo bro I can't wait til october 20th

by capspam October 19, 2019

October Fools

On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!

Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”
Person 2: “Nobody loves you”
Person 1: “October fools!”

by KyleEnvyKaren October 21, 2019