Son

Garbage dwelling flea riddled feline, often begs for food

Oh God can you smell that?
"Yeah don't worry, it's just SON. he's been sifting through the garbage bags again"

by KristinaK1998 June 24, 2020

Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.

John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."

by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020

Son

The anchor of a mother’s life.

My son, moon and stars.

by Rene1996 September 9, 2020

Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when you a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your gurl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020

Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020

fatty mic fattying son

this is a definition if you LOVE Osama bin Laden or Hitler and or if you call people liberals

shut up fatty mic fattying son

by IHateLadyGaga1507 September 14, 2020

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020