nut blast

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

by Dante September 18, 2003

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006

bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra October 5, 2008

tart nut

a dirty chocolate covered ball sack

that man has a tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017

Nut stackin

Holding in your nut for extended period of time

Damn Andrew that was a big nut, were you nut stackin?

by Manunitedfan44 October 3, 2021

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017