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battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB)

Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!
My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.
by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016
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band-trip boyfriend syndrome

A band-trip boyfriend is acquired in the following manner: a single band geek sits beside another single band geek on the band bus over the duration of a band trip (especially a long one). Close quarters and raging hormones result in a couple, especially in middle-school scenarios where "having-a-boyfriend" is considered an essential mark of status. Because of sheer desperation on the part of some band geeks, it's nearly inevitable.
Susy sat next to Jake on the band trip to Florida. They're going out now; it's a perfect case of Band-Trip Boyfriend Syndrome
by .______. April 21, 2006
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
by seayng September 29, 2023
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National girlfriend/boyfriend day!

This is the day where you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love and appreciate them! ♡ (this is for my lovely gf because we're gay :D)
Guy/girl: Happy National Girlfriend/Boyfriend day! ♡

Girlfriend/boyfriend : no u
by Gabe_itchhhh November 9, 2019
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Hug Your Boyfriend Day

Give your boyfriend a big hug because he needs one.
Here's a hug, it's hug your boyfriend day!
by Maya Resse November 3, 2020
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
by Roseread April 12, 2016
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National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
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