Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

Dutch Oven

When some one, say a friend lifts up the bed sheets of there friend and farts under the sheets than traps the smell in there. It is meant to be deadly and able to kill.

Ewww that Dutch Oven was vile.

by Sex-On-Legs December 19, 2016

Dutch Meinema

Wanking more then then 20 times within a week.

"I pulled a Dutch Meinema last week, Now penis feels like it is going to fall off."

by iPittyTheHero February 26, 2014

Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.

Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.

'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'

by OxfordBikeThief#1 February 16, 2012

Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Dutch Homicide

When you fart underneath someones blanket similar to a dutch oven....but you choke them and when they are about to pass out, you let go.....and they breathe in all of your fart.

I farted underneath my roomates blanket and almost choked him to death, but i let go early and he died from a dutch homicide.

by D Rizz October 16, 2011