1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
Get the Texas Road Mousemug. Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
Get the National mouse breeder daymug. Deactivating the safety latch.
A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
by 542561 June 2, 2018
Get the mouse the hookmug. by Teh Moose February 8, 2017
Get the cooch mousemug. by ry1of6 August 28, 2018
Get the Mickey mousemug. When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.
"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015
Get the melting the mousemug. To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation
Past tense: “ate the mouse”
Past tense: “ate the mouse”
“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”
by slumpchump March 31, 2024
Get the eat the mousemug.