mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

MOUSE

THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE

by CatMan3 February 24, 2021

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.

All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.

by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020

mouse ear

noun. A females anal cavity that is most often described as tight and not blown apart.

Her ass was like a mouse ear before i blew it up.

by sweether44 February 25, 2011

Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020