moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

moose bubble

After having anal sex and the semen starts to come back out and create a popping noise. Bubbling out like a volcano.

After he pulled out, Jamie had a big ole moose bubble.

by Realtattooaaron April 8, 2017

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

Moose Piledriver

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.

Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"

Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."

Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."

Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."

Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"

Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."

by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017

Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017