Pounce Monkey

One who excells at sex.

Dude, my girlfriend came over last night! She's such a pounce monkey!

by RawrRaina November 21, 2009

Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.

With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.

by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

by Spainard October 23, 2011

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

Monkey made

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week

Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”

by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

exposition monkey

A character in a story or play who is there not for his/her character development or role in the story, but solely for the purpose of providing exposition to the audience.

Any time two minor characters in a Shakespearean play have a conversation not about themselves, but about others. Examples are found in Macbeth (2.4, 3.6), where the exposition monkey is the Old Man (and sometimes Ross); Merchant of Venice (2.8, first half of 3.1), where the exposition monkey is Solanio, Salarino, and Salerio. Some television characters serve this function as well as being regular characters. For example, Donna Moss on The West Wing.

by Smushey February 10, 2013