bump monkeys

1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies

I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!

by The Chef July 23, 2003

Pounce Monkey

One who excells at sex.

Dude, my girlfriend came over last night! She's such a pounce monkey!

by RawrRaina November 21, 2009

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

by Spainard October 23, 2011

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019

freeze the monkey

Banging a snowman

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019

monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013