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Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.
Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.
How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.
by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019
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Martin

a man who is always dtf, but only with a minimum of three guys, and he will always take all of the load after. If you do not let a martin have all of the load, you should fear for your life because he will find you and spit a mouth full of fresh into your butthole
jeez that martin just took all of my load
by EnRiktigtKallEn April 12, 2018
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Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut
Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it
by Ethanenter December 17, 2025
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Martin

A Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him
Martin is a simp
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Martin

an abstract artist who avoided academic opportunities and ruined the work of other artists to chase his artistic vision
Who ruined that painting?

Martin.

What was it worth?

Billions.

What’s it worth now?

Not shit.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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