Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

mario

some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living

in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles

by azurean May 7, 2021

Ice Mario

A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.

"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"

by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022

Mario

it's-a him

i like to play mario games

by mememayhem October 2, 2020

Mario

Mario is a strong good-looking boy who has the greatest sexual power. He is tall and stronger than most. His abilities are manipulating people and seducing girls. In addition, he has a perfect body and a positive charisma. He is mysterious and comes either from Italy or from Greece. He is shy to all nice. But you should not provoke him. He is ambitious and protects his friends and family by all means.

Mario is Boss

by Teenager202 January 6, 2017

YES, MARIO!

When you and your crush are talking on the phone and things get awkward so you slap you wall and say YES, MARIO!

Girl 1: Me and him were on the phone last night and it was kind of awkward.
Girl 2: OMG did you make an excuse to hang up?
Girl 1: LOL no... I slapped my wall and screamed "YES, MARIO!" and he started dying!

by Thevergin December 8, 2018

Super Mario Odyssey 2

A Game that may never happen. All thanks to Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Elephant Mario.

So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023