Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored

person: Mario is a tire

by imma a tire September 8, 2025

Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario

Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021

Marios

A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover

Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls

Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Mario

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

by tvremote June 27, 2022