Pounce Monkey

One who excells at sex.

Dude, my girlfriend came over last night! She's such a pounce monkey!

by RawrRaina November 21, 2009

Monkey Toss

To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.

With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.

by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007

Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.

After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!

by Spainard October 23, 2011

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"

Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.

by Nixodemus December 9, 2008

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010