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Mario

Mario is a cute guy most likely mixed he simps for every girl and likes shooting people
Ayo mario you like that one bitch no nigga keep asking me and I'mma kill you pussy
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Mario

"MARIO YOU ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI STOP IT AND EXCERSIZE!" "shut the fuck up luigi you stupid bitch
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some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living
in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles
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Mario

An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
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Super Mario

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Mario Party Friend With Benefits

A term coined by YouTuber Caddicarus to refer to the 2000 Party Game Crash Bash as opposed to calling it a Mario Party clone.
"You could call it a Mario Party clone but I'd call it a Mario Party Friend With Benefits"
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Mario López Estrada

Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.
by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 5, 2025
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