martin

someone extremely hot others fantasize about daily.

wow, i really want to fuck martin.

by bobobee6969 August 25, 2010

Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

by Dude Grease September 4, 2007

martice

Cool Brotha with a very large BBC

Yeah i want out with martice and he showed me his BBC. He was to large so i faked sick and left.

by Mo'Betta October 30, 2013

Martin

A person who breaks someone else's belongings and doesn't apologize for it and when you remind them of their wrongdoings they try to blame it on you.

Yo don't give him your bike, he'll probably pull a Martin.

by SUPRA2JZFAST February 20, 2018

Martin Johnson

The hot lead singer of Boys Like Girls. He is also very hott.

Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*

by tilatequilafan555 January 16, 2008

Paul Martin

Canadian Prime-Minister

Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.

Paul Martin sure is an @$$ Hole. He and the Liberals sure like spending are hard earned cash.

by $LAYER November 7, 2005