iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

Loser

A loser is a person who has zero bitches a bum and a two faced whore, they never win they simply always lose.

Deondre Durham is a two faced Loser with no principles or morals.

by Donaldtheduckjk November 29, 2023

Loser

Donald Trump

The Bigliest Loser of them all

Source: 2020 Election

Trump name is now mudd and shall henceforth be replaced with Loser in all conversations.

Omg, what a Loser, am I right??

I guess that Loser lost the election after, I guess he did get tired of “winning” all the time.

by Chris the Kid November 9, 2020

loser

putin.

putin is a loser

by imcoolok? March 19, 2022

focking loser

a twerp and a nobody who fails frequently or is generally unsuccessful in life or is useless in life. Another name for "fucking loser" used in anger towards a person or status. "Low Self-esteem."

1. This Skater is a "Focking Loser"!

2. "I'm tired of these focking losers, going out with these hot chicks, I work my ass off to make money, however, these people do not have a job or any self-esteem...."

by ocbrownbear December 20, 2017

loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.

i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.

by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

loser clout

similar to clout, it's the skill set and/or experience shown to prove that you, in fact, are a complete fucking loser. primary example is video gaming.

Ted: yo dude congrats on hitting 2k hours in gmod! that's some serious loser clout if i've ever seen it

by brokemachinebroke May 10, 2019