left lane hog

An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

A left lane dick. A left lamer.

A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Left Behind

A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".

The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!

by Oral B. Roberts, in my tower July 22, 2006

Leftist

Retards who have no power so they find a way to get some via following BLM and how white people are bad even though they are one.

Yo, Jim is a Leftist.
Yeah I know, he's annoying

by XY_Z101 March 18, 2021

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Lethal Leftys

Two people both left handed on the same beer pong team that wreck shit. They don't lose and remain unbeatable. They have the perfect shot and always accomplish perfection. When they play they play to kill and are unstoppable. They get tired of people coming up with stupid names like BROSES or team domination. Those just sound gay. So the Lethal Leftys put them in their place. Your not a Lethal Lefty unless your left handed and know how to wreck shit.

The Broses can't every beat the Lethal Leftys because the Broses are too busy with each other

by The Real Lethal Lefty March 4, 2011

left leg dragging

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

by Princess L November 9, 2007

left banked

To have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. To complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally.

I was left banked at that last job. The accounting department would never say hi to me unless I was at the company picnic with my ex.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009