Knightly Knews

The repetition of what happened in the last dungeons and dragons session your group played, even though it was only a couple days ago and everyone already knows or it was a huge event and no one forgot it.

DM- So last time we left off with you guys entering the dungeon and finding a giant red dragon
Player- Oh really? Let's just play already and skip the Knightly Knews

by Great Leviathan January 6, 2008

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Knights Gone Berserk

A reference to any visible venerial disease, especially during an outbreak. (Such as herpes.)

After he pulled up his large, hanging belly, he noticed that his pubic region was again in outbreak. He proclaimed, while looking in the mirror, "These are Knights Gone Berserk!" And then began a lancing campaign against the so-called Knights.

by One Ace Between Two Kings July 22, 2011

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North Penn Marching Knights

A plethora of hoes, self riteous musicians, and like 4-7 actual good people who attempt to try and win the state champion division even though half of the students don't actually play instruments. Those who do play are proud and obnoxious assholes that try to rub their underachievements at the national division to non-marching band members. If you come into contact with the North Penn Marching Knights at a competition, they will be rude, say nothing, and march proudly along like it's the golden age of the 1980s when they were actually good.

Marching Knight: (says nothing and marches in parade block formation with the rest of the group)

Other Marching Band Member: "They're wearing blue uniforms and have said absolutely nothing... they must be the
North Penn Marching Knights

by SaladSpinner December 7, 2018

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