jizz moint

noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis.

Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I creamed on her.

by J-Willy P December 9, 2008

Jizz Drunk

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

by Tyler bl February 3, 2009

Jizz Brigade

Someone who belongs to a group of complete tossers; a knob jockey, a complete and utter twat.

Oi? What are you? A member of the Jizz Brigade? Of course Jordan takes it up the Gary!

by DrRista80 March 18, 2010

jizz-burst

The act of explosively jissoming or cumming, most often in reference to a man, but, in the case of a woman who squirts, a squirter, this term could possibly be used. Denotes a copious amount of jizz or cum ejaculating from either a male or female's genital orifice.

Girl: 'Nom, nom, nom, nom, gurgle, glug, slurp, guzzle, gulp...aaahhhh'
Guy: 'Hooooooweee, how'd you like my 'jizz-burst' down your throat, baby?'
Girl: 'Well, it was kind of runny and salty and there was a whole lot of it actually, ummmm, I'm kinda full now and feelin' a little queasy, mind if I run to the rest-room real quick?'
Guy: 'Naw, go on ahead, bebe, run along now!'
Girl: 'Bleechh'(sound of puking coming from restroom from such a huge load in her stomach and all)

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011

Jazzy wazzy

A straight up person, dont care about what others think. Honest when asked, and is not fake with any of the ones she truly loves.

If you want an honest opinion, go to jazzy wazzy!

by Jajsnzuzn April 9, 2016

Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

by Yobro12 April 1, 2009