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South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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New Jersey Dumpster

When a homeless man or women accumulates shit in a dumpster after many years, then light it on fire and cause a mass shit-smelling aura to spread everywhere and cause everyone to vomit and die.
That one guy on the street did a New Jersey Dumpster yesterday, we had to evacuate. God damn you Jake!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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linwood new jersey

the only place where you can find both the fakest ppl you'll ever meet and also the best ppl your elver meet. The only town that doesn't pay attention to any other sports then soccer and basketball.
omg she's acting like she's from Linwood New Jersey like honey chill your self
by Chill girl November 23, 2016
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OUNCES IN JERSEY

Ounces in jersey means at all party’s in jersey people will rely on someone to bring ounces of drugs such as weed or other substances..
Jake “who brought the shit

Cole “ OUNCES IN JERSEY
by NICKDOGGGGGG22225554 December 11, 2019
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Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.
by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020
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Kingwood, New Jersey

Have you seen to Kingwood, New Jersey's farms and hunters recently?
by Nosamamore January 8, 2012
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New Jersey

A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.
I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.
by Diggit18 July 29, 2009
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