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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.
That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism
by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025
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Jason

Jason is a great person who will protect his family and friends and will do anything to make them happy if you find a Jason keep him close he is a valuable friend to have. Jason’s often have a great sense of humour and know what makes you happy and what doesn’t
Jason is the best dad anyone could ask for
by YeetSam July 14, 2019
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Jason

An American name. Usually not loyal to Logan Paul, Only Loyal to Smosh. Usually sucks at every game except for Assasins Creed, He is always nice to his friends, He gets shy sometimes, Doesn't know how to swim. Extremely Scared of swimming pools, Uses google voice to search up stuff (most of the time), Likes to play GTA 5 but not that good at it.
by Jason Singh August 1, 2018
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