he who jangles his genitalia (solely by means of hands- free gyration)vigorously between the thighs in a clumsy, and pendulum-like fashion. Most often used figuratively suggesting an agenda-driven, innate yet foolish malice. In many cases the jangler lurks amongst social circles undetected due to his calculating nature. It is often necessary to point out a jangler to his less discerning peers (see example)
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The Panamanian Jangler
While having sex with a girl you pull out as you nut and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then use it to rub her down for the next few minutes until it becomes sticky and then proceed by slapping her sticky tits. The rule is that she’s then not allowed to shower until after her next day of work.
While having sex with a girl you pull out as you nut and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then use it to rub her down for the next few minutes until it becomes sticky and then proceed by slapping her sticky tits. The rule is that she’s then not allowed to shower until after her next day of work.
I feel really gross today, my boyfriend gave me a Panamanian Jangler last night and I smell like cum.
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