jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

Jacob nation

Jacob is a very kind person he is good a sports like hockey and basketball.He like to have fun he has a lot of friends he will say what every comes to his mind. He is cute and smart and also small. He gets a lot of girls as his friends because of his personality he is great to be around.

Jacob nation is the best person every

by Same here June 7, 2019

jacob droney

A rabid ginger on the loose 5 foot 1 90 pounds he is a rainbow turkey mixed with swamp dolphin

Short scary and Jacob droney

by Larry lovegood October 3, 2013

Jacob pineiro

cool guy who is amazing and super cute and loyal. he knows how to treat a girl and he deserves the world. (spilled the tea sis)

I love Jacob pineiro

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

Jacob Abraham

A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.

Jant: Damn!!! Why’s he so loud?

Cartier: Don’t worry about him. He’s a Jacob Abraham.

by should’ve gotten a plain pie January 27, 2022