Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

J-Biddy

Nickname for Joe Biden.

Yo! J-Biddy gonna get me that stimmy.

by The Rev NG8 January 25, 2021

scp-_____-j

its a rock that makes you procrastinate
its probably memetic or something

ill finish this up later -dr. vang

how did scp-_____-j become one of the top rated scps?

i dont know

by cosmnik August 7, 2021

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Tonathan J

Known as, papa T, johnathan swag, or tonny J. A memer that needs to be stopped.

Is that a Tonathan J?

Omg it is!
He needs to be stopped.

by Babalishka March 17, 2021

J&L

Winners

They ain't j&l great

by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017

Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.

1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.

by Gaime Talonfear May 18, 2014