kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

Asian moment

An event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an Asian moment when I saw Bruce Lee breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop32 May 17, 2011

Narrow Moment

Used to describe a incel coomer and whenever they loose an argument they start crying and spamming a chat with crying emotes.

Narrow: BRO COPE MALD, SEETHE YOU NEED COPIUM, STAY MAD, STAY MAD, STAY MAD
Normal Person: Bro literally a narrow moment

by Jonsey121 March 20, 2022

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021

Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.

Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.

by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012

Cooper moment

A moment in which someone says or does something dumb/stupid

hahaha that’s such a cooper moment 🤣🤣😂😂😇😇😇😇

by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022