Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.

Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.

by you're joshing me. May 9, 2020

arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.

That guy is an arch hold

by Tehejs July 21, 2017

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Wall hold

The act of choking your girl and pushing and holding her against a wall as you kiss her.

“Dude I was wall holding kat yesterday”
“ Nice man

by Daddylou15 October 4, 2020

hold 5

Definition of hold 5 is to tell someone go fuck them selves or to hold dick

Shorty came at me tweaking so I told ha to hold 5 and get out my face

by Yvng_charx May 31, 2018

holding up a zero

ur really cool

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.

by goawaybozo July 7, 2022