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The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
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cunt's hair

I was only off by a cunt's hair.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
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Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*
by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013
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African Water Hair

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.
Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!
by grogro-in-da-house June 1, 2017
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Hot Flash Hair

Hair style that is dried only until you can no longer stand the heat of the hair dryer. Ceasing to further dry your hair due to the futility as it is getting wet from the roots during a hot flash. Hot Flash Hair is usually clipped up while partially wet or left in its natural state to avoid further time with the blow dryer. Clipped up hair also prevents hair from sticking to the neck and face.
Hey, I really like your hair clip! Thanks, it works really well for my hot flash hair style.
by Mz Gyda July 14, 2017
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diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
by matt 10isking December 31, 2017
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bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color
Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though
by discountguccigang May 2, 2018
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