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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
mugGet the First Homug.

ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
mugGet the ho muffinmug.

sleeper ho

A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.
"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."
by yunusgonzalez July 24, 2009
mugGet the sleeper homug.

Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
by Question009 June 29, 2009
mugGet the Internet Homug.

ho tour

when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.

Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
mugGet the ho tourmug.

ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.
That girl is James' ho-wife.
by sonicboommm=kk July 2, 2017
mugGet the ho-wifemug.

ho buster

Generally a pimp who goes around fixing up his workers who are lazy or like arn't doing work correctly.
" Hey HO what're you doing not on your corner! "
" oh no! it's the ho buster "
" Too right! now get to work *pimpsmack* "
by JonTheAstronaught July 6, 2008
mugGet the ho bustermug.

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