Gift Coma

A state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges Christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. Exacerbated when they've had their personal assistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.

Everybody was experiencing gift comas at the Martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn't want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury SUVs to Goodwill on their drive back home.

by Mark L Stevens December 21, 2009

Griff Pissed

v. to anger or irritate someone to the extent that they join a musical; to be so pissed off that they have the mind set of setting a house on fire.

Andrea found out that Griffin was cheating on her, she became very griff pissed and set the house on fire.

by griffnation123 January 16, 2011

Griffin

A smart, cute guy, who is kind and compassionate and a good friend. he is kind of a hoe but after he realizes you are his he will love you forever.

guys i like griffin

everyone does

by griffinlover21 January 25, 2018

Griffin

Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.

Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.

by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018

Griffin

He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.

John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)

by Godlover505 February 20, 2020

Wrapping Gifts

Covering an item (which you intend to give away for free) with some material which is typically decorative and typically composed from the flesh of dead trees. This event tends to occur most frequently around holidays, birthdays, and marriages.

I'm wrapping gifts.

by Emrak December 24, 2008

peter griffin

epic and swag go gay yourself

peter griffin is my dad

by gay die October 26, 2018