Grass

A plant that is poisonous to gamers.

Aiden: Did you know that Jake hasn't touched grass in weeks?
Jake: wait what???

by ProFortniteGamer123 June 13, 2022

grass

something that fortnite players do not touch.

Bob hadn't touched grass in a while, instead he spent his time playing the new fortnite update.

by urbanian_1234 October 17, 2023

Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass

Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself

"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.

by izuru_kamukura April 3, 2021

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Grass

Something a Jellybean fan can’t touch

Normal person: go touch grass

Jellybean fan: No, Jellybean is about to upload a new YouTube short!

by JellybeanHater69 July 7, 2022

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023