Goody bag

Another term for a mans ball sac

I put my goody bag in her mouth and I cummed all in her forehead

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

Goofy Ahh

A character from Disney's Mickey Mouse. Although lesser known, Goofy's last name is actually "Ahh". If someone calls you a "Goofy Ahh" they mean you are a very cool person who is almost as cool as Goofy himself.

Person 1: Hey look! It's Mickey Mouse!
Person 2: Yeah, and there's Goofy Ahh!

by VYDEOS October 4, 2022

glory hole

A hole in a wall/door leading to an office of a superior rank in which one uses to assist in the climbing up the company ladder.

Is Bendy at the glory hole again looking for a promotion?

by bendy4boss October 22, 2010

goofy goober

A goofy goober is someone who is a bloody mentalist... but without the pro finesse of a proper one. Usually someone confused who is still socially active, contributes occasionally and often says stupid shit: thats a goofy goober

Colon:Hey man, my cup is empty
Phil: Man Colon, you're such a goofy goober

by Philipp Beer March 15, 2005

mormon glory

anal sex without withdrawal for an extended amount of time

man: aww man im sore

man 2: what happened

man: me and some girl had mormon glory for 3 hours.

by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007

Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.

David Richardson

by Andy Massie February 6, 2003

morning glory

Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.

Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!

by Sam Wren June 15, 2007