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Ass goblin 

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
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rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods
Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu
rainbow goblin by Wigglies June 16, 2018

time goblin 

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
time goblin by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 7, 2018

Heal-Goblin 

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
Heal-Goblin by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018

Loot goblin 

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
Loot goblin by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Nob Goblin 

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a Nob Goblin
Nob Goblin by M£@t-H@mm£r January 20, 2019

Chode Goblin 

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.
Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.
Chode Goblin by the marker box April 3, 2019