A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.
John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?
Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.
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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?
Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.
Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.
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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?
Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.
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Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or
Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or
Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
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