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fake typer

moving you're hands while moving your fingers when typing on a keyboard. you're only supposed to move fingers.
You're only supposed to move your fingers when you type, fake typer!
by Regan Borlik October 18, 2010
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fakebooking

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.
Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
by klasama November 10, 2010
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Fakegay Tripleplay

Whilst chatting up a chick you intend to A-frame, pretend you are actually gay with another friend to increase the chance of double penetration. Actually works
Jared: Here is my boyfriend ?

Natasha: Wait your gay, now I am definately down for the both of you to penetrate me simultaneously.

The Joker: (Whispers in ear) I knew the Fakegay Tripleplay would work
by Browntown6 April 13, 2011
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Fake Fat

1. The perception of extra weight that comes up when looking down at your stomach or thighs. This angle makes them it look bulgier and you can see all of the "hills and valleys" on your stomach/thighs.

2. When someone wears baggy clothing that makes them look heavier than they really are.

3. When your jeans have shrunken in the dryer, making your jeans significantly tighter, giving you the sudden panic of gaining a few pounds.

4. When someone has a round/chubby face but a thin body which automatically makes you think that they are fat in your head.
Emma: *looking down at body* ugh look how bulgy my thighs are
Grace: um are you serious! they are totally not!
look in the mirror! It's just fake fat.

Helen: Omg I totally thought she was like 20 pounds heavier than she actually is until I saw her in a swimsuit. Her clothes are sooo unflattering add they add sooo much fake fat.

Hannah: Eeeek! These pants fit last week! I must have gained like 10 pounds because they are totally too tight now! OMG I have to go on my diet for like 2 weeks more than i planned to!
Mom: Relax honey. They shrunk in the wash. It's just fake fat.

Alex: I think she is like 120/130 pounds.
Mona: No way! she is 110 tops! it looks like she is fat because her face is kinda chubby.
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Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.
Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend
by PR_ForLife October 20, 2016
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by Aelin February 16, 2017
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