Fairfield, IA

Sometimes misspelled as "Farifield" due to quick typing. Fairfield, IA is a small-ish/medium sized and populated city in the Midwest in the state of Iowa. There are very few things you can do in this town, besides walk around the "square" or goof off in Wal-mart. There is a very low crime rate, it's calm, and everybody seems to know everybody. This is a very nice town to move to, they are developed enough that we are all not Amish-esque., but not so advanced that you get sucked into turmoil. The downside has to be the harsh winters and the lack of public transportation.

Man, Fairfield, IA is a great place to live. I just wish we had more to do here.

by BatmanV2 February 25, 2011

fairy grunge

is a trendy aesthetic that includes clothes like: long skirts; crop tops; hoodies; sage and brown items; mary janes; doc martens; rings; etc.

Juniper: my dream aesthetic is fairy grunge, but i dont have any money to achive it.

Ophelia: i heard that thrift/pound shops have lots of clothes like that!

by u can all suck my dick <3 May 28, 2021

Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

Fuck Up Fairy

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

fairweathered friend

1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.

2. Someone who only is there for the good times and bails on you for the rough, similar to a gold digger and a fairweathered fan.

My fairweathered friend Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "lesser" upon other peers of his over the internet.

by p. pegg November 14, 2005

fairy faggotron

an overly feminine homosexual male. He may or may not shit rainbows and get glitter everywhere.

Gosh, look at Kyle, he's such a fairy faggotron.
I know! Look at the way he swings his hips and holds his hand out like a girl.

by xoxogossiparben September 30, 2011

drunk fairy

A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!

Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.

David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"

Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"

by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007