the most incredible man you'll meet in all of danville. In his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. On a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face.....HARD. Oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he's bored.
Guy: here's a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
Girl:(slaps him in the face)
Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.
Girl:(slaps him in the face)
Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.
by leezythegifted July 27, 2012
Get the Sam from danvillemug. by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015
Get the Retire from lifemug. by Pralat December 26, 2019
Get the Sasuke from ICMAmug. A Phone Degree from Look It Up.
An education gained not in school but through addiction to the smartphone. The reflex to Look It Up, in the face of any unknown fact, is the giveaway of a 21st century autodidact.
An education gained not in school but through addiction to the smartphone. The reflex to Look It Up, in the face of any unknown fact, is the giveaway of a 21st century autodidact.
The professor seems to have her doctorate and then some, but watch closely for three minutes and you'll see's got a PhD from LIU.
by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2020
Get the PhD from LIUmug. You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.
by SophieAmiable April 10, 2019
Get the 1700 from iFunnymug. Chris Flores aka Nudes aka Tech aka Geo's Papi. Rumor has it this dude has been around longer than iFunny Chef himself. Co-Leader of the famous Twerk Team™ which consists of Geo, Chris, Tavian, Frankie, Bo, Luis and headass Oscar. 3rd best ass-eater on the app, 1st and 2nd place are held by none other than the God Geo himself and the nameless man who is only known as 'Jimmy' aka Often.
Brokenhearted eGirl: thank you Chris. honestly thank you. thanks for showing me what love is and what its like being in love. thank you for showing me what its like to completely adore someone and love them. most of all Chris, thank you for showing me what heartbreak is. what its like to not feel a single thing. that's it. take care, bye.
Nudes from ifunny: Hello?
Nudes from ifunny: Hello?
by Often May 26, 2019
Get the Nudes from iFunnymug. by susevil February 14, 2023
Get the from Ohio mommug.