Ethan Ong

Ethan Ong is someone who will spend all his life savings on games. He will always use "EthanEaten" for all his game usernames.

ryan: "why does he have so many valorant skins?"
jiaheng: "idk man he is probably an Ethan Ong"

by bigdicman August 3, 2021

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ETHAN DOLAN

The hottest man on the planet🥵🥵🥵 Can cut apple with that damn jaw line. Don’t get me started on his hair🥵🥵🥵 And his smile like come on😭😭😭

IS THIS ROOM GETTING HOTTER OR DID ETHAN DOLAN JUST WALK IN???

by Ethandolanisfineaf March 16, 2019

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Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

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Ethan Gagnier

An all around amazing guy and gagnier means winner in French. His favourite number 69 and he loves to duck you beach.

Ethan Gagnier is a great guy

by Duck your beach June 9, 2018

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Ethan L

A femboy furry that has over -800% rizz, and only has the ability to rizz up hot men

Person: what’s good
Ethan l: what’s good

by TheRizzerman April 15, 2023

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Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

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